Your car won’t start and you’re left stranded and feeling a little helpless. If this was a movie or a comic book, there’d be a hero on their way to save the day right now. But unfortunately this isn’t a movie, this is real life and superheroes just don’t exist like they do in the world of fiction… Or do they? If it’s a roadside battery replacement you’re in need of then you’re actually in luck because Battery Man is just a quick call away. Who is Battery Man you ask? Well, Battery Man is a real life hero whom you can depend on when your car is struggling for its life. He may not have any super powers but that won’t stop him coming straight to your rescue with all of the charm, technical know-how and lovable nature of Tony Stark himself.
In a dire situation like this, the first thing you need to do is to determine if the car battery is actually the problem. Luckily you don’t have to be an expert detective to figure this out, just insert the key into the ignition tumbler and switch it to the starting position to give the engine a crank. If you hear a ticking noise or several little roars that sound like your car is in pain (think waking up the morning after a night out to discover you’re extremely hung-over and somehow last night spent over $500 on drinks), then your battery is probably dead or in the least on its deathbed. As a secondary check, you can turn on your headlights and see if they are beaming out brightly into the world (like a groom’s eyes whilst watching his bride walk down the aisle). If the lights are dim or do not come on at all when you engage the light switch, then the car battery is the problem.
But now that you know what is wrong with your car, you can call for your very own superhero to come save you. Not only will Battery Man speed to the rescue, but he’ll also ward off any pretenders to the heroic title by beating any other quoted price! That means he’s helping you keep a few extra bucks in your wallet so you can buy yourself a drink or two when everything is fixed up; car problems can be stressful and saving you even a little money so you can relieve that little bit of extra stress is something Battery Man prides himself in.
So next time you’re stranded with a dead car battery, just call 1300 359 611 for Battery Man to come straight to you and show you why he’s the leading hero in roadside battery replacement.